Carry On Nurse
It'll fracture your funnybone !
1959 | 86m | English
Popularity: 1 (history)
| Director: | Gerald Thomas |
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| Writer: | Norman Hudis |
| Staring: |
| In Haven Hospital, a certain men's ward is causing more havoc than the whole hospital altogether. The formidable Matron's debut gives everyone a chill every time she walks past, with only Reckitt standing up to her. There's a colonel who's a constant nuisance, a bumbling nurse, a romance between Ted York and Nurse Denton, and Bell wants his bunion removed straight away, so after a couple of pints, the men decide to remove the bunion themselves! | |
| Release Date: | Jan 30, 1959 |
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| Director: | Gerald Thomas |
| Writer: | Norman Hudis |
| Genres: | Comedy |
| Keywords | journalist, ambulance, radio, romance, carry on, black and white, innuendo, matron, daffodil |
| Production Companies | Beaconsfield Productions, Peter Rogers Productions, Anglo-Amalgamated |
| Box Office |
Revenue: $0
Budget: $0 |
| Updates |
Updated: Feb 05, 2026 Entered: Apr 13, 2024 |
| Name | Character |
|---|---|
| Kenneth Connor | Bernie Bishop |
| Shirley Eaton | Staff Nurse Dorothy Denton |
| Charles Hawtrey | Humphrey Hinton |
| Hattie Jacques | Matron |
| Terence Longdon | Ted York |
| Bill Owen | Percy "Perc" Hickson |
| Leslie Phillips | Jack Bell |
| Joan Sims | Student Nurse Stella Dawson |
| Susan Stephen | Nurse Georgie Axwell |
| Kenneth Williams | Oliver Reckitt |
| Wilfrid Hyde-White | The Colonel |
| Susan Beaumont | Nurse Frances James |
| Ann Firbank | Nurse Helen Lloyd |
| Joan Hickson | Sister |
| Cyril Chamberlain | Bert Able |
| Harry Locke | Mick |
| Norman Rossington | Norm |
| Brian Oulton | Henry Bray |
| Susan Shaw | Jane Bishop |
| Jill Ireland | Jill Thompson |
| Irene Handl | Marge Hickson |
| Michael Medwin | Ginger |
| Leigh Madison | Dr. Winn |
| John Van Eyssen | Mr. Stephens |
| Marianne Stone | Alice Able |
| Rosalind Knight | Student Nurse Nightingale |
| June Whitfield | Meg |
| Hilda Fenemore | Rhoda Bray |
| Frank Forsyth | John Gray |
| Ed Devereaux | Alec Lawrence |
| Martin Boddey | Perkins |
| Fred Griffiths | Ambulance Man |
| John Mathews | Tom Mayhew |
| Graham Stewart | George Field |
| Marita Constantinou | Nurse Rose Harper |
| Patrick Durkin | Jackson |
| Anthony Sagar | Ambulance Man |
| Shane Cordell | Attractive Nurse |
| Christine Ozanne | Cleaner |
| Lucy Griffiths | Trolley Lady |
| Charles Stanley | Porter |
| David Williams | Andrew Newman |
| Bernard Bresslaw | Ted York's Feet (uncredited) |
| Angela Browne | Young Nurse (uncredited) |
| Anna Cameron | Nurse (uncredited) |
| Jeremy Connor | Jeremy Bishop (uncredited) |
| Renee Cunliffe | Nurse (uncredited) |
| Jack Dearlove | Outpatient (uncredited) |
| Raymond Glendenning | Racing Commentator (voice) (uncredited) |
| Fred Machon | Doctor (uncredited) |
| Lionel Pope | Doctor (uncredited) |
| Stephanie Schiller | New Nurse (uncredited) |
| Jimmy Scott | Porter (uncredited) |
| John Smart | Outpatient (uncredited) |
| Prunella Smith | Lady (uncredited) |
| Reg Thomason | Porter (uncredited) |
| Winnie Wiblin | Outpatient (uncredited) |
| Name | Job |
|---|---|
| Jack Beale | Idea |
| Bruce Montgomery | Original Music Composer |
| Reginald H. Wyer | Director of Photography |
| John Shirley | Editor |
| Alex Vetchinsky | Art Direction |
| Penny Daniels | Continuity |
| Tom Buchanan | Boom Operator |
| Maurice Gibson | Second Assistant Director |
| Gerald Thomas | Director |
| Patrick Cargill | Idea |
| Norman Hudis | Screenplay |
| Name | Title |
|---|---|
| Peter Rogers | Producer |
| Organization | Category | Person |
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Popularity History
| Year | Month | Avg | Max | Min |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2024 | 4 | 8 | 11 | 5 |
| 2024 | 5 | 10 | 16 | 6 |
| 2024 | 6 | 11 | 23 | 5 |
| 2024 | 7 | 10 | 17 | 5 |
| 2024 | 8 | 7 | 13 | 4 |
| 2024 | 9 | 7 | 12 | 4 |
| 2024 | 10 | 8 | 14 | 4 |
| 2024 | 11 | 7 | 13 | 3 |
| 2024 | 12 | 7 | 11 | 5 |
| 2025 | 1 | 11 | 20 | 5 |
| 2025 | 2 | 7 | 13 | 2 |
| 2025 | 3 | 3 | 11 | 1 |
| 2025 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 1 |
| 2025 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 1 |
| 2025 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| 2025 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| 2025 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| 2025 | 9 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| 2025 | 10 | 2 | 4 | 1 |
| 2025 | 11 | 3 | 4 | 1 |
| 2025 | 12 | 2 | 6 | 0 |
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 2026 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Trending Position
Hattie Jacques rules the nurses with a rod of iron as the matron; Wilfred Hyde-White has them all dancing to his tune as the "Colonel" and the rest of patients seem to be in far more danger inside this ward in the "Haven Hospital" than they might be outside walking down the motorway! Things lurch fr ... om minor disaster to minor disaster until "Jack" (Leslie Phillips) has to have his bunion operation deferred. He has other, urgent, plans and after a few glasses of bubbly the patients decide that this surgery is a dawdle, take over a theatre in the dead of night and attempt to remove it themselves! Enough to make your eyes water! Jacques was always in her element as the authoritarian figure and there are some fun pranks afoot to get revenge for her ruthlessness from both the poorly folks and from her put-upon nursing staff too. The humour is simple, there's a touch of slapstick and even a wee bit of romance - as well as some over sterilised catheter tubes and plenty of quirky character-driven sub-plots to give each of the cast their moment in the sun. Not my favourite, it's a bit too obvious much of the time - but it's still watchable if you get into the (surgical) spirit of the thing.