No Sex Please - We're British
1973 | 88m | English
Popularity: 0.8 (history)
| Director: | Cliff Owen |
|---|---|
| Writer: | Anthony Marriott, Brian Cooke, Johnnie Mortimer |
| Staring: |
| A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening. | |
| Release Date: | Jul 25, 1973 |
|---|---|
| Director: | Cliff Owen |
| Writer: | Anthony Marriott, Brian Cooke, Johnnie Mortimer |
| Genres: | Comedy |
| Keywords | pornography, bank, based on play or musical, risque, farce |
| Production Companies | BHP |
| Box Office |
Revenue: $0
Budget: $0 |
| Updates |
Updated: Jan 30, 2026 Entered: Apr 27, 2024 |
![No Sex Please - We're British (1973) Original Trailer [HD]](/extra_thumbs/yG0p5AegdMQ.jpg)
| Name | Character |
|---|---|
| Ronnie Corbett | Brian Runnicles |
| Beryl Reid | Bertha Hunter |
| Arthur Lowe | Mr. Leslie Bromley |
| Ian Ogilvy | David Hunter |
| Susan Penhaligon | Penny Hunter |
| Michael Bates | Mr. Arnold Needham |
| Cheryl Hall | Daphne Martin |
| David Swift | Inspector Paul |
| Deryck Guyler | Park Keeper |
| Valerie Leon | Susan |
| Margaret Nolan | Barbara |
| Gerald Sim | Reverend John Mower |
| Michael Robbins | Car Driver |
| Frank Thornton | Glass Shop Manager |
| Michael Ripper | Traffic Warden |
| Lloyd Lamble | American Man |
| Mavis Villiers | American Lady |
| Sydney Bromley | Rag & Bone Man |
| John Bindon | Pete Hunter |
| Stephen Greif | Niko |
| Brian Wilde | Policeman |
| Eric Longworth | Man with Lighter |
| Edward Sinclair | Postman |
| Fred Griffiths | Delivery Man |
| Lucy Griffiths | Spinster Lady |
| John Scott Martin | White Line Workman |
| Robin Askwith | Baker's Delivery Man |
| Bart Allison | Council Workman |
| Joe Reah | Drum Major |
| Jack Arrow | Man at Church Film Show (uncredited) |
| Pauline Chamberlain | Woman with Flowers at Church Film Show (uncredited) |
| Victor Harrington | Man at Church Film Show (uncredited) |
| Walter Henry | Man at Church Film Show (uncredited) |
| Fred Machon | Man at Church Film Show (uncredited) |
| Pam Rose | Bank Teller (uncredited) |
| Guy Standeven | Man with Pipe at Church Film Show (uncredited) |
| Name | Job |
|---|---|
| Cliff Owen | Director |
| Ray Simm | Production Design |
| Julia Squire | Costume Design |
| Wally Schneiderman | Makeup Artist |
| Gordon Bond | Hairstylist |
| Anthony Marriott | Theatre Play, Screenplay |
| Alistair Foot | Theatre Play |
| Eric Rogers | Original Music Composer |
| Ken Hodges | Director of Photography |
| Ralph Kemplen | Editor |
| Jenia Reissar | Casting |
| Brian Cooke | Screenplay |
| Ariel Levy | Assistant Director |
| Denis Johnson | Production Supervisor |
| Johnnie Mortimer | Screenplay |
| Name | Title |
|---|---|
| John R. Sloan | Producer |
| John Gale | Co-Producer |
| John Woolf | Executive Producer |
| Organization | Category | Person |
|---|
Popularity History
| Year | Month | Avg | Max | Min |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2024 | 4 | 4 | 7 | 1 |
| 2024 | 5 | 4 | 9 | 2 |
| 2024 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 1 |
| 2024 | 7 | 5 | 13 | 2 |
| 2024 | 8 | 4 | 9 | 2 |
| 2024 | 9 | 2 | 5 | 1 |
| 2024 | 10 | 2 | 5 | 1 |
| 2024 | 11 | 3 | 7 | 1 |
| 2024 | 12 | 2 | 3 | 1 |
| 2025 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 1 |
| 2025 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 |
| 2025 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| 2025 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| 2025 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| 2025 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| 2025 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 2025 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 2025 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 12 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| 2026 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Trending Position