The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
2008 | 10m | English
Popularity: 1.0 (history)
| Director: | Richard Gale |
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| Writer: | Richard Gale |
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| From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen. | |
| Release Date: | Sep 18, 2008 |
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| Director: | Richard Gale |
| Writer: | Richard Gale |
| Genres: | Comedy, Horror |
| Keywords | parody, spoof, murderer, short film |
| Production Companies | Chaotic Rampage American Pictures, Richard Gale Films |
| Box Office |
Revenue: $0
Budget: $0 |
| Updates |
Updated: Aug 09, 2025 Entered: Apr 13, 2024 |
| Name | Character |
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| Paul Clemens | Jack Cucchiaio |
| Michael James Kacey | The Doctor |
| Fay Kato | The Mystic |
| Melissa Paladino | The Girlfriend |
| Brian Rohan | The Murderer |
| Richard Gale | Narrator (voice) |
| Name | Job |
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| Richard Gale | Photoscience Manager, Editor, Director, Cinematography, Writer |
| Christopher Brady | Original Music Composer, Music |
| Name | Title |
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| Richard Gale | Producer |
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