Mona Lisa
Sometimes love is a strange and wicked game.
1986 | 105m | English
Popularity: 1 (history)
| Director: | Neil Jordan |
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| Writer: | Neil Jordan, David Leland |
| Staring: |
| George is a small-time crook just out of prison who discovers his tough-guy image is out of date. Reduced to working as a minder/driver for high class call girl Simone, he has to agree when she asks him to find a young colleague from her King's Cross days. That's when George's troubles just start. | |
| Release Date: | Jun 13, 1986 |
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| Director: | Neil Jordan |
| Writer: | Neil Jordan, David Leland |
| Genres: | Crime, Drama, Romance, Thriller |
| Keywords | london, england, prostitute, ex-detainee, chauffeur, hoodlum, neo-noir |
| Production Companies | Channel Four Films, Handmade Films, Palace Productions |
| Box Office |
Revenue: $5,794,184
Budget: $0 |
| Updates |
Updated: Feb 05, 2026 Entered: Apr 13, 2024 |
| Name | Character |
|---|---|
| Bob Hoskins | George |
| Cathy Tyson | Simone |
| Michael Caine | Mortwell |
| Robbie Coltrane | Thomas |
| Clarke Peters | Anderson |
| Kate Hardie | Cathy |
| Zoë Nathenson | Jeannie |
| Sammi Davis | May |
| Joe Brown | Self |
| Pauline Melville | George's Wife |
| Hossein Karimbeik | Raschid |
| David Halliwell | Tim Devlin |
| Maggie O'Neill | Girl in Paradise Club |
| Perry Fenwick | Pimp |
| Gary Cady | Hotel Waiter |
| Richard Strange | Pornshop Man |
| Kenny Baker | Busker |
| Jack Purvis | Busker |
| Bill Moore | Busker |
| Rod Bedall | Terry |
| Raad Rawi | Arab Servant |
| Dawn Archibald | Wig Girl in Club |
| Name | Job |
|---|---|
| Neil Jordan | Screenplay, Director |
| David Leland | Screenplay |
| Michael Kamen | Original Music Composer |
| Roger Pratt | Director of Photography |
| Susie Figgis | Casting |
| Jamie Leonard | Production Design |
| Stuart Williams | Carpenter |
| Gemma Jackson | Art Direction |
| Stevie Hall | Hairstylist |
| Lesley Walker | Editor |
| Les Benson | Property Master |
| Louise Frogley | Costume Design |
| Lois Burwell | Makeup Artist |
| Phil Collins | Songs |
| Name | Title |
|---|---|
| George Harrison | Executive Producer |
| Stephen Woolley | Producer |
| Ray Cooper | Co-Producer |
| Patrick Cassavetti | Producer |
| Denis O'Brien | Executive Producer |
| Nik Powell | Co-Producer |
| Chris Brown | Co-Producer |
| Organization | Category | Person | |
|---|---|---|---|
| BAFTA Awards | Best Actress | Catherine Deneuve | Nominated |
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Really good British neo-noir featuring great performances from Bob Hoskins and the lovely Cathy Tyson who share some nice scenes together and a pretty melancholy ending. Michael Caine is great as a classy scumbag (seems like he played many of these roles in the 70s and 80s). This is the second time ... seeing this and still holds up. **4.0/5**
I had watched this movie many years ago, but not to remember much of it, so with the fairly positive ratings and Bob Hoskins, it felt like a safe bet. But there wasn’t as much humor as I thought I remembered, and the plot of a guy trying to “rescue” a hooker seems rather stereotypical and predictabl ... e in places. It didn’t do much for me and I barely stuck with it. I was so unimpressed that I decided not to watch another gangster movie featuring Hoskins and good ratings.
Bob Hoskins is entirely convincing as the increasingly conflicted and crotchety petty criminal “George” who has just been released after a seven year stretch as a guest of Her Majesty. He has been released into a world that doesn’t really want him any more, and so he is relegated to driving high cla ... ss hooker “Simone” (Cathy Tyson) from one wealthy client to another, whilst his ex-wife ensures that he isn’t welcome at home or to see his daughter. Initially, he isn’t too impressed with his new charge but the more he works with her the more they gradually begin to understand each other and he falls, a bit one-sidedly it has to be said, in love. As that relationship becomes more trusting, “Simone” takes him into her confidence more and asks him to help track down another, less expensive, prostitute “Cathy” (Kate Hardie) who’s earning opportunities are more limited and her drug dependency makes her even more vulnerable on the unforgiving streets controlled by the sordid and scheming “Mortwell” (Michael Caine). Pretty swiftly, “George” finds himself embroiled in a scenario that is pitching him against his own, in defence of a woman who has an altogether different agenda and it’s a dangerous straddling position to escape from. There is something tragic about this story and both Hopkins and Tyson play their roles poignantly as the threads of their completely differing lives gradually entangle. He has to come to terms with an unfamiliar side of his erstwhile friends, of his city and of himself that shows us a grimy, seamy and brutal industry that saw some amass wealth at the expense of the vulnerable. Neil Jordan has written potently here, sure, but there is also some humour peppered throughout the drama and a solid supporting cast help add richness to a plot that’s full of twists, turns and even some Elton John specs. It has dated a little, but is still well worth a watch.