| Coppers End is a police station where the policemen work very hard to avoid work. A crime would involve them filling in forms, making out reports and, heaven forbid, giving evidence in court. They also have more important things to do. Where else is a squad car available for hire for weddings, funerals, driving lessons and stock car racing? | 
| Name | Character | Episodes | 
|---|---|---|
| Josephine Tewson | 13 | |
| Richard Wattis | 13 | |
| Bill Owen | 13 | |
| George Moon | 13 | |
| Royce Mills | 13 |