The Size of Watermelons
Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut.
1997 | 88m | English
Popularity: 0.7 (history)
| Director: | Kari Skogland |
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| Writer: | Rob Stefaniuk |
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| Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut. While attending the Venice Beach Art School, he meets Lizzy, Patrick and Gnome, who become his friends. When Alex figures out he should make a movie, he decides to do an "alternative political documentary in black and white" about Gnomes struggle to free Hawaii. He hires some brain dead film students and meets the girl of his dreams and he's all ready to make his movie. Until the first scheduled shooting date when Gnome, who has the budget, turns up missing. | |
| Release Date: | Jan 17, 1997 |
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| Director: | Kari Skogland |
| Writer: | Rob Stefaniuk |
| Genres: | Comedy |
| Keywords | rome, italy, beach, grunge, slacker, art school, love, filmmaking, twenty something, woman director, gnome |
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Revenue: $0
Budget: $0 |
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Updated: Aug 03, 2024 (Update) Entered: Apr 30, 2024 |
| Name | Character |
|---|---|
| Paul Rudd | Alex |
| Donal Logue | Gnome |
| Donovan Leitch | Patrick |
| Marissa Ribisi | Lizzie |
| Ione Skye | Maggie |
| John Enos III | Leonard |
| Adam West | Self |
| Tracey Walter | The Vagrant |
| David Lee Russek | Eddie |
| Zack Ward | Skinhead |
| Ed Anders | Bouncer |
| Richard Gilbert-Hill | Drama Teacher |
| Matt Koruba | Young Alex |
| Leila Johnson | Kim |
| Françoise Robertson | Cafe Waitress |
| Allan Kolman | Vladimir |
| Christopher Reed | Dealer |
| Jamie James | Jock |
| Stephen Webb | James |
| Jason NeSmith | Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy |
| Michael Anthony Williams | Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy |
| Nigel Mogg | Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy |
| Jesse Dorsey | Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy |
| Jeff Cairns | Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut |
| Curtis Lindersmith | Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut |
| Joe Majestik | Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut |
| Jason Mason | Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut |
| Grant Vanderslice | Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut |
| Brandon Wells | Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut |
| Name | Job |
|---|---|
| Rob Stefaniuk | Writer |
| Kari Skogland | Director |
| Jim Munro | Editor |
| Ron Sures | Music |
| Mirosław Baszak | Director of Photography |
| Name | Title |
|---|---|
| Margaux Mackay | Producer |
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