Mobsters and Mormons
The only thing they had in common. . . was the family.
2005 | 93m | English
Popularity: 0.1 (history)
| Director: | John E. Moyer |
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| Writer: | John E. Moyer |
| Staring: |
| When Carmine “The Beans” Pasquale is nabbed by the FBI, he decides to testify against his mafia boss and go into the Witness Relocation Program with his wife Gina and son Vincent. Now known as George, Linda and Patrick Cheeseman, the Pasquale family is sent to suburban Utah to begin their new life. But can the “Cheesemans” survive in a world where everyone is Mormon, all coffee is bad and scrapbooking reigns supreme? | |
| Release Date: | Sep 09, 2005 |
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| Director: | John E. Moyer |
| Writer: | John E. Moyer |
| Genres: | Action, Comedy |
| Keywords | coffee, utah, community, friendship, mafia, family conflict, mormon, father son relationship |
| Production Companies | South Jersey Productions |
| Box Office |
Revenue: $0
Budget: $0 |
| Updates |
Updated: Feb 02, 2026 Entered: Apr 29, 2024 |
| Name | Character |
|---|---|
| Mark DeCarlo | Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale / George Cheeseman |
| Jeanette Puhich | Gina Pasquale / Linda Cheeseman |
| Clayton Taylor | Vincent Pasquale / Patrick Cheeseman |
| Scott Christopher | Michael Jaymes |
| Britani Bateman | Kate Jaymes |
| Olesya Rulin | Julie Jaymes |
| Jan Broberg Felt | Louise Means |
| John E. Moyer | Agent Tuttle |
| Michael Kagan | Angello Marcello |
| Jay Acovone | Jackie |
| Joe Maruzzo | Little Nicky |
| Frank Gerrish | Rocco |
| Dan Larsen | President Perry |
| Nathan Smith Jones | Agent Banks |
| Alex Nibley | Ryan |
| Kathy Varga | Ryan's Wife |
| Duane Andersen | Wood Shop Customer |
| Jose Bacio | Mexican Customer |
| Eric Bjarnson | Priest |
| K.C. Blake | Angry Church Member |
| Chelsii Carter | Chelsea Means |
| Christian Claflin | Bryan Jaymes |
| Joshua Claflin | Robbie |
| Clint Cowdell | Neighbor Ryan's Son #1 |
| Cody Cowdell | Neighbor Ryan's Son #2 |
| Holly Cowdell | Scrapbook Store Owner |
| Mark Cowdell | Scrapbook Store Owner |
| Steven Deveraux | Paintball Scenes |
| Jennifer Erekson | Laura Viahani |
| Nathan Fackrell | Jimmy |
| Ben Governale | Moustache Petey |
| Richard Alexander Hall | Pizza Waiter |
| Cassidi Loyola | Family Leaving for Church |
| Ethan Lyde | Young Jaymes Boy |
| Tyke Martin | Convenience Store Owner |
| Keith Ross Nelson | FBI Agent |
| Jacob Partridge | Family Leaving for Church |
| Joshua Partridge | Family Leaving for Church |
| Shaylee Partridge | Family Leaving for Church |
| Joseph L. Puente | Sunday School Teacher |
| Paul A. Rodriguez | Wiseguy |
| Shane Seagle | Paintball Scenes |
| Steve Seagle | Blue Paintball Team Driver |
| David Skousen | Restaurant Waiter |
| Lisa Spurrier | Scrapbooking Customer |
| Jarond Suman | Gas Station Clerk |
| Johnie Tolman | Deli Man #2 |
| Steve Winters | Bro. Moore |
| Christian Busath | Sunday School Member (uncredited) |
| Alex Gerrish | Ward Member (uncredited) |
| Rick Page | Tony Polizzi (uncredited) |
| Ryan Hamilton | Deli Clerk |
| Name | Job |
|---|---|
| John E. Moyer | Director, Writer |
| Elliot Cutler | Director of Photography |
| John Lyde | Editor |
| Jeff Gerrard | Casting |
| Kee Miller | Production Design |
| Lisa Ann Thomas | Makeup Artist |
| Name | Title |
|---|---|
| Bonnie Allen | Executive Producer |
| George Dayton | Executive Producer |
| Kurt Hale | Producer |
| Dave Hunter | Producer |
| John E. Moyer | Producer |
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