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The Cottage

Sleeps Six Bloody Comfortably
2008 | 92m | English

(13583 votes)

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Popularity: 4 (history)

Director: Paul Andrew Williams
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In a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for four central characters when they cross paths with a psychopathic farmer and all hell breaks loose.
Release Date: Feb 07, 2008
Director: Paul Andrew Williams
Writer:
Genres: Comedy, Horror, Crime, Thriller
Keywords countryside, cottage, ransom, farmer, hostage, deformed
Production Companies Isle of Man Film, UK Film Council, Screen Yorkshire, Steel Mill Pictures
Box Office Revenue: $0
Budget: $0
Updates Updated: Feb 01, 2025 (Update)
Entered: Apr 13, 2024
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Name Character
Andy Serkis David
Reece Shearsmith Peter
Jennifer Ellison Tracey
Steven O'Donnell Andrew
Cat Meacher Club Receptionist
Danny Nussbaum Man in Suit
Logan Wong Muk Li San
Jonathan Chan-Pensley Chun Yo Fu
Simon Schatzberger Steven
Doug Bradley Villager with Dog
Dave Legeno The Farmer
Katy Murphy Farmer's Wife
Georgia Groome Farmer's Daughter 1
Eden Watson Farmer's Daughter 2
James Bierman Bouncer
Name Job
Paul Andrew Williams Director
Crispian Sallis Production Design
Paul Hyett Makeup Effects Designer
Marianne Agertoft Costume Design
Sean Wheelan Visual Effects Producer
David Seaton Location Manager
Fiona McCann Costume Supervisor
Peter Eardley Production Accountant
Tony Gibson Sound Effects Editor
Jo Newberry Art Direction
Gareth Milne Stunt Coordinator
Ken Lowe Rigging Gaffer
Danuta Skarszewska Script Supervisor
Jacqueline Fowler Makeup Designer, Hair Designer
Rod Hamlin Prosthetics
Stuart Conran Prosthetic Supervisor
Tom White Second Assistant Director
Brian Eatough Carpenter
Peter Johnson Construction Manager
Toby Troyna Dressing Prop
Richard Miller Painter
Mark Shelley Armorer
Ricky Butt Foley Artist
Ted Swanscott Foley Artist
Trevor Swanscott Foley Mixer
Tania Polentarutti Casting
Chris Sturmer Dolby Consultant
Colin Worrall Scenic Artist
Susan Ross Scenic Artist
Oliver Upton Still Photographer
Nina Sagemoen Production Manager
Birgit Elsaesser Still Photographer
Barry Tracy Scenic Artist
Andy McBrearty Gaffer
Camilla Shepherd Location Manager
Kristyan Mallett Prosthetic Makeup Artist
Rebecca Cain Prosthetics
Joe Geary First Assistant Director
Steve Dawson Carpenter
Kevin White Carpenter
Andy Ludford Dressing Prop
Rachael Fitzgerald Graphic Designer
Phillip Perry Storyboard Artist
Darren McQuade Dialogue Editor
Jason Swanscott Foley Artist
Billy Mahoney Jnr Foley Editor
Phil Cape Sound Assistant
Anders Hakansson VFX Artist
Jacob Otterström VFX Artist
Kirsten de Maid Camera Trainee
Terry Robb Electrician
Simon Marsh Electrician, Generator Operator
Tony Kay First Assistant Camera
Mark Dempsey Second Assistant Camera
Justin Eely Online Editor
Tom Hemmings Editor
Christopher Ross Director of Photography
Caroline Silk Makeup Artist
Richard Hart Digital Intermediate
Sian Sutherland Location Manager
Richard Bevan Camera Operator
Lee Martin Rigging Gaffer
Nigel Hillier Still Photographer
Andy Richards Digital Intermediate
John Watters Second Unit Director of Photography
Conal Palmer Prosthetics
Dan Frye Special Effects Makeup Artist
Julie Heskin Third Assistant Director
Bryan Pollard Carpenter
Graham Thomas Construction Manager
Derek Ixer Dressing Prop
Mickey Woolfson Property Master
Roger Dobson Dialogue Editor
Clare Mahoney Foley Artist
Paul William Edwards Foley Editor
Mitch Low Production Sound Mixer
Erik Anderson VFX Artist
Anders Muammar VFX Artist
Paul Tanner Additional Still Photographer
Danny Merton Camera Trainee
Tobias Eedy First Assistant Camera
Paul Brown Rigging Gaffer
Andrew Dearnley Digital Intermediate
Jess Richards Sound Assistant
Peter Holmgren VFX Artist
Daniel Swahn VFX Artist
Naresh Kaushal Camera Trainee
Stuart Hurley Electrician
George Bland Epk Camera Operator
Warwick Drucker Grip
Ben Gibbs Second Assistant Camera
Tim Waller Senior Colorist
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Martin Pope Producer
Ken Marshall Producer
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John Chard
8.0

It's a comedy with bite, right to the end. Two brothers, David & Peter, kidnap Tracey, the daughter of local tough guy gangster Arnie, they hold her to ransom for the sum of £100,000. What they hadn't bargained into the equation is that Tracey is one tough feisty lady, and that a turn of events w ... ill lead them to something far more scary than big bad gangster Arnie. This is the second feature from director Paul Andrew Williams, and bearing in mind that his debut effort was the highly lauded gritty drama London To Brighton, it's no surprise to find that some folk are a little bemused as to the genre splicing nature of The Cottage. The Cottage is far more in keeping with Christopher Smith's 2006 horror comedy, Severance, and certainly it wouldn't be out of place as a double bill with that criminally undervalued picture. Very much a film of two halves, this picture is likely to prove a very divisive piece, and it will (has) only find an audience based on word of mouth alone. You will be hard pressed to find any sort of press marketing that will prepare you for the type of genre fusion film you are getting. Already, based on the comments written on this site thus far, you can see that some people were confused (or annoyed) by the tonal shift for the second half of the film. The first half sees poles apart brothers, David & Peter, swapping comedy dialogue as they whisk through a number of exchanges and circumstances with the marvellously volatile Tracey. While the second part of the picture hits you over the head with a quick switch to horror formula that has catering fulfilment for the gore junkies amongst us. And this is where the problem lies with many, why didn't the film stay as a kidnap farce? Why didn't it set its stall out to be a horror film from the off? There is no denying that the films' high points come with the horror moments, but the film is first and foremost a comedy, from the first reel to the cheeky end of credits sequence it is what it is. As deliciously sick as the gore shift is, The Cottage never once takes its tongue out of its bloody cheek. It's obvious that Paul Andrew Williams is having fun here, and he is clearly hoping his audience will as well. View it as an all encompassing comedy/horror/thriller in that order and you wont go far wrong. Andy Serkis plays David, the tough brother of the two, with Serkis doing a wonderful line in both visual and vocal comedy. This benefits Reece Shearsmith as Peter, a character so far under the thumb he can barely be seen. Shearsmith feeds off of Serkis to seal the comedy deal for this odd brotherly couple. British tabloid fave Jennifer Ellison plays Tracey, literally swearing for England to have the audience divided as to if they want her to survive or not! But it's a gutsy show from her and one hopes she ventures into this territory a bit more often. There is nothing new or fresh here, and this wont win any awards; even in its homeland of England, but it is FUN and it shows a director intent on making films from different genres. 8/10

May 16, 2024