Frozen Assets
She banks on babies. He banks on bucks. Neither banked on falling in love!
1992 | 96m | English
Popularity: 2 (history)
| Director: | George T. Miller |
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| Writer: | Don Klein, Tom Kartozian |
| Staring: |
| Zach Shepard is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch, the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile, in order to save the business, the sperm bank holds a fundraiser to find the man with the highest sperm count. | |
| Release Date: | Oct 23, 1992 |
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| Director: | George T. Miller |
| Writer: | Don Klein, Tom Kartozian |
| Genres: | Comedy |
| Keywords | sperm bank |
| Production Companies | RKO Pictures, frozen assets productions |
| Box Office |
Revenue: $0
Budget: $0 |
| Updates |
Updated: Jan 30, 2026 Entered: Apr 26, 2024 |
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| Name | Character |
|---|---|
| Shelley Long | Dr. Grace Murdock |
| Corbin Bernsen | Zach Shepard |
| Teri Copley | Peaches |
| Larry Miller | Newton Patterson |
| Dody Goodman | Mrs. Patterson |
| Jeanne Cooper | Zach Shepard's mother |
| Jenifer Lewis | Jomisha |
| Paul Sand | McTaggert |
| Gerrit Graham | Lewis Crandall |
| John Asher | Bobby Murdock |
| Name | Job |
|---|---|
| George T. Miller | Director |
| Don Klein | Writer |
| Tom Kartozian | Writer |
| Tony Amatullo | Line Producer |
| Michael Tavera | Music |
| Ronald M. Lautore | Director of Photography |
| Geza Sinkovics | Director of Photography |
| Larry Bock | Editor |
| Deborah Raymond | Production Design |
| Dorian Vernacchio | Production Design |
| Caroline Perzan | Set Decoration |
| Sandra Culotta | Costume Design |
| Name | Title |
|---|---|
| Harvey A. Bookstein | Executive Producer |
| Lee Imperial | Associate Producer |
| Don Klein | Producer |
| Howard Lam | Associate Producer |
| Organization | Category | Person |
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Popularity History
| Year | Month | Avg | Max | Min |
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| 2024 | 4 | 5 | 10 | 1 |
| 2024 | 5 | 7 | 17 | 3 |
| 2024 | 6 | 4 | 8 | 3 |
| 2024 | 7 | 5 | 14 | 2 |
| 2024 | 8 | 5 | 10 | 2 |
| 2024 | 9 | 4 | 7 | 2 |
| 2024 | 10 | 5 | 9 | 3 |
| 2024 | 11 | 3 | 6 | 1 |
| 2024 | 12 | 4 | 8 | 1 |
| 2025 | 1 | 4 | 7 | 2 |
| 2025 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 1 |
| 2025 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 1 |
| 2025 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| 2025 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| 2025 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| 2025 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 2025 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 10 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| 2025 | 11 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| 2025 | 12 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 2026 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
Trending Position
Siskel and Ebert said this was the worst movie they had ever seen and one of them was so depressed. They wanted to stop watching movies. So naturally, I had to check it out. The opening scene set the standard, a low brow comedy, so I wasn’t expecting much. However I was surprised at the number of ... chuckles I got. No outright laughing and jumping for joy, but generally fun. The ridiculous in the end, seem quite different than the majority of the movie, but I think it fit , and this is exactly the type of movie I would be looking for on TV at 2 AM if this were 20 years ago.